Thursday, July 10, 2003

Hey ppl~~ ok... i know most of you might have seen this joke, but i only heard the last part to it today, so i thought i'll share with you lovely ppl ^^ Try to answer the questions as you go before looking at the answers!


Question: How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?




Answer: You open the fridge and put in the giraffe.

Q: How do you put an elephant into the fridge?




A: You open the fridge, takes out the giraffe, and then put in the elephant.

Q: The lions held a meeting for all of the animals. Who couldn't attend the meeting?




A: The elephant, because it is in the fridge.

Q: You have to cross a river where hundreds of deadly crocodiles lives. There's no bridge or boat, and no timbres to make any sort of construction. How do you cross the river?




A: Swim across (all the crocodiles are at the meeting)

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